No Flirting!!

Guy: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
Gal: Yes, and I am a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!

Guy: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Gal: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!

Guy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Gal: I bet, I must have been given your share!

Guy: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Gal: Sorry! I am having a headache this weekend!

Guy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Gal: OK, Get the hell Out!

Guy: I think, I could make you very happy.
Gal: Sure, I think you are leaving now?

Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Gal: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Guy: Can I have your name?
Gal: Why, don't you already have one?

Guy: Shall we go and see a Movie?
Gal: I've already seen it!

Guy: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
Gal: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gal: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gal: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gal: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.